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Just thought I'd share something funny my nearly 7 year old said:

When I woke him for school the other day, without opening his eyes he said: " can I have $8000?"

"What do you want $8000 for?"

"I want to pay off school so I don't have to go anymore!"

(11-11-2009 07:29 AM)Mary Wrote: [ -> ]Just thought I'd share something funny my nearly 7 year old said:

When I woke him for school the other day, without opening his eyes he said: " can I have $8000?"

"What do you want $8000 for?"

"I want to pay off school so I don't have to go anymore!"

(11-11-2009 02:18 PM)Vic Wrote: [ -> ]Tooo Funny Mary!

I have one. While speaking to our 4 yr old granddaughter via skype and using a webcam, her mom had gone from the room. So I took the time to try and teach her a new joke, because she's just learning 'knock knock' jokes, and doesn't really grasp them all the time.

So I told her to say, 'Want to see the fastest draw in the west?" And when her mommy said yes, she was to say, "Want to see it again?" So she thought this would be great and we practiced it a few times. So when her mommy came back in the room and was standing by the computer, I said, "now would be a great time to ask mommy the question."

She whispered as she put her ear to the webcam, "tell me the question grandma." I had a beautiful view of her ear.

So I whispered it to her, while trying not too laugh too hard, and she then repeated the question loudly to her mom. Who also was giggling. She did the punch line, and then did it again.

awwwwww - that is just too cute. what a precious little princess

I'm on a roll with that little monkey of mine today - last week he was naughty, so he got sent to his room to "think" about his behaviour. A little while later he came out with this beautiful drawing and letter, saying Dear Mom I'm verey sorry I mad you mad. I love you (with lots of O's and X's) . I took it from him, gave him a big hug and kiss, and said that's OK. Then he said well, you can't keep it Mom, I need it back for next time!

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While I'm on the roll, I'd better add something from my oldest... when he was 10 he said he wanted to do bungee jumping. Over my dead body, I said. You go first then, he said!

(05-29-2010 06:34 PM)Mary Wrote: [ -> ]I'm on a roll with that little monkey of mine today - last week he was naughty, so he got sent to his room to "think" about his behaviour. A little while later he came out with this beautiful drawing and letter, saying Dear Mom I'm verey sorry I mad you mad. I love you (with lots of O's and X's) . I took it from him, gave him a big hug and kiss, and said that's OK. Then he said well, you can't keep it Mom, I need it back for next time!

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While I'm on the roll, I'd better add something from my oldest... when he was 10 he said he wanted to do bungee jumping. Over my dead body, I said. You go first then, he said!

Mary! Those are some very witty things for a seven year old to say!