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The Lone Ranger and Tonto - Camping
03-05-2009, 06:23 PM
Lone Ranger and Tonto Went Camping
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After
they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto woke the Lone Ranger and said, "Kemo
Sabe, look at sky. What you see?"
The Lone Ranger replied, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger pondered for a minute and then said,
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of
galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time
wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in
the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we
are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we
will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you,
"You dumber than buffalo patties. It mean someone stole
03-06-2009, 09:04 AM
03-09-2009, 08:36 AM
Another funny one! Thanks! Well, I'm on day 2 of my 21 day Daniel's Fast and so far so good. Oh yeah, we are getting more snow today!:boos: We had just begun to see some bare ground this weekend because it was almost 50 degrees both days. Oh well, spring will get here soon.
Hope everyone has a great day.
The LORD is my rock and my fortress and my deliverer;
My God, my strength, in whom I will trust;
My shield and the horn of my salvation, my stronghold.
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