Southerners Can Be Sooo Polite

[LindaR]

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Southerners Can Be Sooo Polite

Sooner or Later, you get what you ask for at
ATLANTA AIRPORT -

You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South. Some
of you will enjoy this more than others.. Southerners can be so
polite!

Atlanta ATC: 'Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land
eastbound on runway 9R

Saudi Air: 'Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised.'

Atlanta ATC: 'Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land
westbound on runway 9R.'

Iran Air: 'Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's
runway 9R. - Allah is Great.'

Pause...

Saudi Air: ' ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC'

Atlanta ATC: 'Go ahead Saudi Air 511.'

Saudi Air: 'YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY
GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE.
INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE.'

Atlanta ATC: 'Well bless your hearts.
And praise Jesus.
Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' from us !

[sheep wrecked]

(04-12-2009 09:59 PM)LindaR Wrote:  ________________________________


'Well bless your hearts.
And praise Jesus.
Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' from us !

You made my day! I have been in dialogue with a Muslim on another forum - so the timing is perfect [not gonna share this one with him, though]

[LindaR]

I got that in my email from one of the members of our church...I loved it!